Like not once did she say “I want a prince to come and rescue me from my situation.”
She just wanted to look cute and turn the fuck up at the party.
The 1975 have the type of lyrics you want tattooed on your body
mmmsn fhifh mvoifhi,c like chocolate ngdsb
|—||Albert Schweitzer (via kushandwizdom)|
Drake and Josh shaped our generation like I’m 99.99% sure that this show is the reason I’m so sarcastic.
Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.
reblog if your dick is longer than your arm
|—||Osho (via sexual-feelings)|
if you are ASEXUAL, you do not experience SEXUAL ATTRACTION.
if you are AROMANTIC, you do not experience ROMANTIC ATTRACTION.
if you are AROMATIC, you have a PLEASANT AND DISTINCTIVE SMELL.
A transparent little grey cat.
dont be embarrassed about something u enjoy ok
|—||Mother Teresa (via feellng)|
Imagine if Breaking Bad was set in Canada or the UK or Australia. Walt discovers he has lung cancer, is promptly treated at no cost and discharged with no financial burden apart from $20 in subsidised prescriptions. The end.
hmm. it’s almost as if Breaking Bad might have been trying to say something. Who knows, though